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    September 24

    不宜吃冰的時辰&超酷辭呈

    依中醫經絡理論來推算,吃冰有時辰上的忌諱!何裕鈞指出,暑假有學生夜遊、或在KTV唱歌通宵、或是大人打麻將,要特別留意:容易咳嗽、氣喘的人避免在凌晨35點吃冰。容易腹瀉、消化不良、營養吸收不佳者,避免在清晨5點至早上11點吃冰。有心血管疾病者則避開中午111點時間。有腎泌尿生殖系統問題者避免在下午37點吃冰。肝膽系統疾病者午夜11點至凌晨3點則是禁忌。

     

    超酷辭呈

     

    老闆老闆別神氣,我將不再拍馬屁

     

    因為你常發脾氣,經常拿我出出氣

     

    微薄薪水真小氣,要求業績與壓力

     

    我是白癡兼奴隸,忍氣吞聲當小弟

     

    若非生活有壓力,早就離職與唾棄

     

    竟然上班沒波蜜,下班也無供馬力

     

    聊天不得話情意,害我嘴巴變麻痺

     

    加班沒有維士必,福利也沒KTV

     

    初一十五要拜祭,也沒賞賜表心意

     

    辦公不准吹冷氣,汗流夾背一滿地

     

    沒有電腦來算計,自己大腦當機器

     

    文具用品都不必,自掏腰包當救濟

     

    公司 小姐雖美麗,只能觀賞與哭泣

     

    我想泡妞談天地,因為忙錄無體力

     

    你也不供好藥劑,提神解腦玩床戲

     

    你常花天與酒地,雖是逢場與作戲

     

    竟然將我來忘記,令我難嚥這口氣

     

    我在公司令你氣,不如改行展魄力

     

    辭呈放在你抽屜,求我挽留都不必

     

    本月薪水別忘記,我會回來找會計

     

     

     

     

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    goowrote:
    继自己当老板,吧现在的给炒鱿鱼了
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